Five ways to not be gay (for guys)

in #gay6 years ago (edited)

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1

Never use the word FABULOUS
(except when you're at a wedding and you have to complement the bride)

2

Don't touch another man's butt
(except when he asks really nicely)

3

Never ride on a motorcycle with another man
(except if you're planning a drive-by shooting)

4

Never tell another guy that he's attractive
(except if the guy is famous and you can get some money from him)

5

When having a devil's threesome, never look the other guy in the eyes
(except when you climax, then it's perfectly fine)


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Rule 2: What do you say about baseball players after a good game?

baseball

rule 5 only applies if you high five at the end, then its comaradery

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Rule 3 = at least 50 hours on GTA on that OG local mission, and I shit you not.
Rule 5 != My gig. When that game of golf is played there is one driver on the green and no more than that. There is also more than nine holes, so make of this analogy what you wish.

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