Apex Legends highlight: I am the Caustic God of Apex.

Get ready to clench your buttholes tight in preparation for the high octane action you're about to witness. My thicc boi Caustic is about to unload on these turbo virgins roaming around on Apex Legends. Never before has someone been as big of a monster with Caustic as I. I dare you, no, I double mother fucking dare you to find me a single occurrence where Caustic got a squad wipe on a team. You know what, you can't. BECAUSE IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. All hail Caustic, the worst character in all of Apex Legends lore. But, yeah, enjoy the little highlight.