They lost me at flying in a helicopter with your wife. I can't relate to that at all :) I am lucky to be crammed into economy class on a jet... This does look like a great game to play at night with the lights out. I think it would frustrate me not being able to fight back. I hear you about inconsistencies with objects too. I play Diablo III quite a bit and there are some doors you can bust right through but others you have to stop and click to open. It makes no sense!