WORDS OF WISDOM FROM A WISE FATHER THAT LEAD TO HIS SON GETTING A LOT OF SEX
Here is something most people do not know. But I know this because I grew up in New Zealand.
Did you know that sheep (ewes/females). Are only ready and interested in mating for a very short window of time during a year. And rams (male) are always lusting after the ewes all year round. So most of the year when the boys get frisky the girls just move out of the way and snob them off with the cold shoulder.
So the rams are painfully hanging for it for most of the year. And it must be unbearable. Talk about a case of ...
Now when the whole paddock of ewes are ready, the best genetic specimens among the boys are selected by the farmer to have the whole paddock of up to 200 girls to himself to pass on his superior genes. And there is only one to prevent them from fighting with each other. Talk about winning the jackpot. These beautiful rams are like...
They have been known to literally do it till they die...
Let's get back to the story
Two Rams. A father and his son was walking down a hill towards the paddock full of ewes just for them. The young one sees the paddock and almost has a heart attack.
He is overjoyed and cannot contain his excitement... He's like...
He baaaa,ed out... "Dad, dad, dad. I'm gonna race down this hill and jump over that fence and have like 10 of those. He could barely breath as he was that excited.
The ewe's are all like, we're waiting...
The wise old father waid WAIT!!!
How about this son... Take your time and walk down that hill slowly and carefully... Open the gate, enter the paddock, close the gate behind you, THEN HAVE ALL OF THEM...
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This is a really funny story, and I can relate to it, except I have NO IDEA how this relates to one man's son getting lots of sex with all the cows?
Mostly this reminds me, that a man must learn to be patient if he wants a woman to give him attention, which is not really that fun.. but most of the time she's not in the mood, and that's just the reality of male vs female, which I don't really like to be reminded of.
;=}
So you idea is correct. BUt that is one on one. This story is about 1 vs 200 lol
lol.... well... if the young Ram charges down the hill like a maniac and makes it into the paddock without hurting himself (which he will get none). He will dive into the paddock and exhaust himself after a few.
But if he walks in calmly and closes the gate and takes his time and paces himself he can have all of them ...
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Yes, it's true. As they always say, haste makes waste. Patience is one virtue to learn in our daily lives. Just like a lion waiting for the right time to attack on his prey with proper planning and strategy.
Thanks... an old guy told me this.
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This is so funny and very true
Lol... wish I was a ram right ;)
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Am I the only one that read this thinking it would help me get laid as well? lol
Patience only works sometimes for that in humans lol.
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What a fantastic lesson here - Take your time so that you have everything you want :)
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