Stupid Questions 267
American singer Britney Spears, “sex-repulsed”, and “skoliosexual”, aren't mentioned much in this somewhat gay edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:
Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?
(Telling your parents you're gay.)
Hear about the new gay sitcom?
("Leave it, it's Beaver.")
Why is Kevin Spacey so bad at Hide and Seek?
(He comes out at the wrong time.)
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
(They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!)
Is it true that if sex is a pain in the @ss then you’re doing it wrong?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Is it true that lesbian culture is basically complaining you don’t have a girlfriend for years but also being too picky to get one?
Why can't gay guys drive faster than 68mph?
(Because at 69 they blow a rod.)
Why did God create gay men?
(So fat girls could dance.)
Did you hear about the homosexual letters?
(They only came in male boxes.)
Would anyone really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
If 2 guys are having sex and the house catches on fire. Who gets out first, the guy on top or the guy on the bottom?
(The guy on the bottom cause he's already got his sh*t packed.)
What do you call a homo police dog?
(A Gay-9.)
How can you make a gay man scream twice?
(F*ck him real hard. Then wipe your d-ck off on his curtains.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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