Stupid Questions 239

American singer/songwriter Rachel Platten, “climacophilia” and “cell popping” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, folks:

“The What Song”

You know why some guys like blow-up dolls?
(Because they always look so shocked at the size of the guy’s weiner.)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get away from the Colonel.)

Did you know that every time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won’t light anymore?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Are you the kind of person who wishes that more of your handcuff stories involved sex instead of the police?

How is a baseball game like pancakes?
(Both of them depend on the batter.)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

“Where Or When?” (Any place after you buy me stromboli or a cheesesteak or scrapple . . .)

Why did the ketchup blush?
(He saw the salad dressing.)

Did you ever touch yourself to the point of exhaustion?

What did the elephant ask the naked man?
(How do you breathe out of that thing?)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish stuff when it’s not included?

Is it true that raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies can give some people trust issues?

Is it true that gals who smoke weed have tighter vaginas because each cough is like 40 kegels?

Wouldn’t it be cool to be cremated and put into an Etch-a-Sketch?

Would any of you ladies ever sell your soiled panties to a guy on the internet?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“What’s This? What’s That?” (Is this the first time you’ve seen someone naked?)

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