Stupid Questions 237

English actress and singer Naomi Scott. and “zum-zum” are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:

“Where Were You Last Night?” (Why? Did you miss me?)

Do any of you readers miss mentions of really kinky stuff?

James N. asked: If a light sleeper sleeps with the lights on, does a hard sleeper sleep with the windows open?
(Yeah, I don’t get it either.)

Did you hear about the guy who got kicked out of the park for arranging all the squirrels by height?
(They didn’t like him critter sizing.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Have you ever watched a woman pee?

“Do You Want Me?” (Are you clean and discreet?)

Do you know why a guy who has sex with lots of women is a legend and a gal who has sex with two guys in a year is a slut?
(A key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that can be opened by more than one key is nothing more than a sh*tty lock.)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Why do some people not understand that I never argue, I simply explain why I am correct?

Guys, have you ever actually worn your gal’s panties?

Shannon Y. asked: So how does it work when you give up on dating? Do you have to go to a shelter or do the cats just show up at your house?

Does anyone miss the foot fetish stuff when it’s not included?

"Where Are You Going?"

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

Bonus Stupid Question: Shannon Y. also asked: Do you think Billy Joe and Bobby Sue are still on the run today?

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