Stupid Questions 230

American actress and singer Jada Facer, “Swinging the Dolphin”, and “Tippet de Witchet” are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:

"Double Who? Double You!" (Yeah, most women can’t handle one of me.)

Do any of you readers ever look up the quoted terms inserted in the introductions?

Do they even make uncorned beef hash?

Is it true that if a cop asks if you have a police record you should not respond: “Roxanne”?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Steve M. asked: What’s the difference between the abolishment of slavery and a cow?
(You can’t milk a cow for over 160 years.)

"What Would Wolves Do?" (Eat you raw . . .without doing that alphabet thing with their tongues like I do either . . .)

Is it true that the real definition of “trust” is a pair of gay cannibals giving each other oral?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Wanda L. asked: Do men’s ears actually work or are they simply for show?

Does anyone miss the questions about women’s butts?

Did you know Elmer Fudd was an atheist?
(During sex he would whisper: “Oh, Darwin! Oh Darwin!” into his lady’s ear.)

Is it true that 20 years from now guys will realize that their quarantine haircuts were done with the same clippers dad used to shave his sac?

"How Many Punks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?" (None. They have no time since they have to work as Uber drivers, food servers, and telemarketers to pay the bills now that their parents kicked them out.)

Bonus Stupid Question:

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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