Stupid Questions 227

American actress Isabelle Fuhrman, “Laughtulence”, “Gut Honk”, and “Off at Hill Gate” are not mentioned all that much in this particular edition of the series. Nothing here but some more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls:

"How Do You Do?"

Why don’t most blondes eat bananas?
(They can’t find the zipper.)

Is it true that if you go to a girl’s place for sex and she does not let you cum then you are allowed to steal something?

Is it true that you should put a little pepper in your pillow case so when you flip her over and put her face in it she’ll sneeze and her p*ssy will grip you like a gorilla fist?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Sexy Sammy Sue asks you guys: “What do COVID-19 and prime p-ssy have in common?
(You’re probably not gonna get either one, you f*cking loser.)

"Is This Love?"

Did I tell you I am alway frank with all my sexual partners?
(I don’t want them know my real name.)

Is it true that cell phone speakers are too low for music but loud as f*ck for porn?

What do ya call it when you nut on your girl’ face when she’s high?
(A drug bust)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that having a vagina is just one more thing a woman can rub in a man’s face?

Do you miss the questions about women’s toes when they’re not included?

"Would You Be Impressed?" (If you could take it all up there until I actually finished? H*ll, yes, I would be!)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?