Stupid Questions 225

American actress and film producer Jennifer Aniston, “Slide Whistle”, “Swamp Ninja”, the “Howler”, “Wet Wanda”, and “Master John Goodfellow” are not really mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls:

"What Would Wolves Do?" (Eat Liam Neeson?)

Is it true that you can’t fix crazy but you can have some f*cking amazing sex with it?

When you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and there’s still crap on the toilet paper do you ever worry that you might actually be a crayon?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you hear about the Florida woman who was arrested for stripping and using a sex toy inside an adult boutique?

What is it about a woman’s feet that make a grown-@ss man totally helpless and willing to do anything?

"Is It Wicked Not To Care?" (About what?)

Mark Scott Riddle: “I eat p*ssy without being asked! I’m handsome! I cook! I make my own money! I clean! What am I?”
(Possible answers as this goes to press: a lesbian, single, desperate, married, a good-looking Asian restaurant owner, a unicorn . . .)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Redd S. contributed this one: So travis Scott has his own McDonald’s meal. What if Cardi B teams up with Burger King and makes a WAPper?”

Kevin L. asked: “What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
(Pumpkin Pi)

"Have You Got It In You?" (Yeah, but please don’t tell any of your girlfriends that I let you put it there.)

Bonus Stupid Question Meme:

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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