Stupid Questions 224

Happy Birthday To Me! “Common Quack”, “Butt Putt”, and “Like a herd of turtles” aren't mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:

"You And Whose Army?"

Aaron asked: Did you hear about the dumb blonde who was so dumb she needed a coat hanger to get out of her car?

Is there anything more disturbing and disappointing than when a girl is about to let you have anal and you discover her butthole is hairier than yours?

Michael C. asked: Why was the miniature pony not able to sing? Because she was a little horse!

Is it true that some gals are so ugly that when they give you head it counts as anal?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

"What's a Girl To Do?" (Well, for starters, at least be willing to swallow if a guy buys you dinner . . .)

What do ya call a volunteer fireman with Down’s Syndrome?
(A Fire retardant)

Before the invention of the crowbar, where did crows go to drink?

If you ate a woman’s @ss and then she refused to let her kiss her immediately after that would you ever eat her @ss again?

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that circumcision is popular with Jewish girls because they won’t touch anything that's not at least 15 percent off?

David L. asked: What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath?
(Bubble-oh-seven)

"Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?" (Because you do that thing with your toes and push your tongue all the way up in there . . .)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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