Stupid Questions 220
American actress Sofia Wylie, “Dry Mouthed Widow” and “Engage in three to one and bound to lose” aren’t mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls:
John T. gets credit for this one: A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit: “what y’all have?”
(The rabbit responds: “I dunno, I’m only here because of Autocorrect.")
Scott T. asked: Did you know that to win a gold disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain and 500,000 in the United States?
Did you know that bumblebees don’t technically “fly” . . . they levitate?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
What did the one tampon say to the other?
(Nothing. They were both stuck up b*tches.)
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
(There are twenty of them.) Read it out loud if you didn't get it the first time.
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Speaking of gay gals, what do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosaur?
(A lick-a-lotta-puss)
Do most guys into analingus prefer women to have clean butts or dirty butts or either depending on the occasion?
On a related note, what’s with those guys who like to sniff women’s farts?
So do dead people get to watch you when you’re in the shower . . . or pleasuring yourself? (Asking for a friend.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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