Stupid Questions 181

American pop singer Beyoncé, “Dealybob” and “Dilly-Boy” are not mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. There’s nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:

“Who Am I?” (Who cares unless you’re gonna get naked with me?)

Does anyone secretly miss the references to butts?

Is it true that Joe Jackson was the first Black father to successfully beat the black off his child?

Is it true that when a lady cop pulls you over and asks: “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?” that you should never reply: “To give me head?”? (Life isn’t a porn movie.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you people
STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

How long has it been since we discussed spanking?

“Who Will Love Me Now?” (I believe it’s my turn. What number are we on again?)

Is it true that girls who suck uncircumsized d*ck belong on “Fear Factor”?

Would you really care if I forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that you can ruin a child molester’s day simply by telling him Boyz II Men isn’t a delivery service?

Do you ever miss the sexy toes and feet?

Guys, did you ever hear of a sex position called the JFK?
(You splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.)

Ladies, do you ever wonder if your gynecologist sniffs and licks his/her fingers once you leave the room?

Is it true that Black lives do matter because without them we would never have shows like “Cops”, “48 Hours” and “Locked Up” wouldn’t exist?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Why Don't You Come Over?” (Are you shower fresh and naked and waiting for a pizza to arrive?)

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