Stupid Questions 179

Filipina actress Kathryn Bernardo, “Cleaning Up The Kitchen”, the “Slippery Gecko”, and “Cleaning One’s Rifle” are not mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. There’s nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:

Is it true that if you do it doggy style and only last for two minutes it really counts as 14?

“My Head?”

Is it true that oral sex in the morning is a good head start?

Have you missed the foot fetish material at all?

What punch can take out 20 kids and six adults?
(The Sandy Hook . . . what? Too late?)

Know why quarantine is not like being in prison?
(Because no one at your house is trading your b*tch ass for a Little Debbie snack cake and a pack of Kools.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you people
STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

“Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?” (If not then keep drinking, b*tch)

Is it true that every girl has been a toaster strudel at least once in her life?

Did you know that someone who enters into a relationship simply to not be homeless is a hobosexual?

Would you really care if I forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that the only p*ssy some guys will ever destroy is their mama’s?

Anyone miss the butt questions?

Is it true that some people are blooming idiots because their dads masturbated into a flower pot?

Guys, up for a real challenge?
(Try successfully masturbating to a picture of Nancy Pelosi.)

What do forklifts and women have in common?
(If you don’t have one, you have to unload by hand.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?”

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