Stupid Questions 178

Filipino actress Julia Montes “Cunny-Haunted” and “Cock Wagon” are not mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. There’s nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:

“What's New In Baltimore?” (Why? Aren’t they still on lockdown?)

Is it true that as long as you have to tip strippers we will never go cashless?

Guys, have you ever been so high on drugs that you thought your girlfriend’s love taco had teeth?

xxIs it true that PayDay candy bar is changing its name because it is offensive to people who don’t want to work?

Hear about the coroner who found semen in a dead girl’s ear?
(She heard her killer coming.)

What is “vaginal steaming”?
(No gag here. I wanna know.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you people
STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

How are boobs like soda?
(No one likes them flat.)

“Where's Our Equipment?”

Is it true that the worst part about being both Black and Jewish is that you have to sit in the back of the oven?

Would you really care if I forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that the Washington Redskins were going to change their name to the Washington Foreskins in honor of all the d*cks we have had in D.C.?

Did you know that “Turkey In The Straw” was once known as “Ngger Loves A Watermelon”?
(No sht. No joke, just a fact.)

Is it true that some religions think of masturbation as self-rape?

Anyone miss any of the odd fetish material?

Is it true that no one has put more bones in the mouths of black girls than Colonel Sanders?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who Needs The Peace Corps?”

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