Stupid Questions 176

American singer Madison Beer, “The Captain Is At Home” and “Car Wash”, are not mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. There’s nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, dudes and chicks:

“Would You Like A Snack?”

Did you ever have sex in a sleeping bag?
(You can barely move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth!)

Is it true that if you want to get off the hook when you knock a girl up all you have to do is tell her you’re a registered sex offender and can’t be around kids?

Is it true that no matter what your political views are, we all agree it;s wonderful to have one’s genitals licked?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you people
STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Anyone ever see any Smurf Porn?

“Why Not?” (Why not indeed!)

Guys, is it true that you know you’re old when you walk by four priests and don’t even get a wink?

Would you really care if I forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that getting married at 22 or 23 is like leaving a night party at 8 p.m.?

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
(They both have to smell it but neither gets to eat it.)

Have you ever read a Facebook comment that made you click on the person’s profile simply to see if that person looks as stupid as he/she sounds?

Is it true that to some guys a period is simply sex ketchup?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Are You Hung Up?” (Nope. I’m just plain hung.)

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