4 Times When You Are Using Steemit When You Probably Shouldn't

in #funny8 years ago

Lets face it, some of us might spend a little too much time on the internet and steemit is no exception. Here are four times when you are reading articles when you should probably be paying more attention to the world around you.

At Work

Why does our work give you access to the interet if they don't want you using steemit? Oh yeah to do your job... but still, you have tabs right. But seriosuly as you are technically getting paid to "do your job" you should probably keep your phone off... at least until breaks and lunchtime. 

On A Date

Yeah.. that's very interesting... wow... just one more second while I upvote this post. No one wants to be ignored over dinner because you are reading a post. Or even worse, writing one. Now there are ways to be a steemit ninja. Take photos of your food to post later. Or wait until a topic comes up that you read an article about and pull out your phone. Or maybe, just maybe, you will find go on a date and find someone as addicted to the site as you are. Then the two of you can romantically ignore each other into the late hours.

In The Washroom

This one depends on how many people you live with. If you are alone and you want to bring your phone or laptop and spend the day in there, then hey, go for it. Not for me, but to each their own. But if you are holding up a line, maybe you should rethink your steemit location. 

In The Bedroom.

I meant because you should be sleeping. You perv, get your mind out of the gutter.


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Guilty as charged... On all accounts.

Too funny, thanks!

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