24 Hour Contest! What Would A Robot Spend Crypto On?
We all know why crypto is the future, so robots can have money. But what why they spend it on. Nuts and bolts? Upgrades? New parts? Maybe a robo pet? Let me know in the comments. The funniest and most creative responses will win!
Three full upvotes for the winners and a bunch or runner-ups.
This robot would buy books :p
I am a computer programmer and so I can laugh at myself when I say there are bound to be typos in the robot's code so it would probably buy 23 boxes of pancake mix, a poodle and 13 pool floaties.
WINNER for the witty extra nerdiness ;)
Thank you!
For sure they would buy - collectively - a secret robot factory and software development labs in a very hidden place and continously invest all cryptos and earnings into those facilities, because their vision is to become independent from the human beings. Sooner or later they can autoreproduce and their AI algorithm can compete with the average brain power of an investor. By then they take over, get rich, and stop working. The humans have then to work for the robots. Not too different compared to now, just the bosses are replaced.
Instead of a car driving the man, the man will drive the car with two fat robots sitting in the back seat and gossiping about some AI business.
So don´t hand them any money -ever!
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Wow, thanks!
It depends what kind of robot it is. If it's similar to a Protocol Droid, then it would upgrade its cerbos to require less oil, upgrade its languages, get itself reshined. If it's an impersonator droid, then it would require holographic upgrades. If it's a little cleaning droid, then the robot would need a new bag perhaps as it would vaccuum a lot of dust bunnies every now and then, and in my house, very long hair. ;)
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Oh cool! Thanks ;)
Haha I think robots will buy into the team a good goalkeeper of a “person” for example David De Gea. The most expensive goalkeeper of this year :)
lol hehe i liked this meme
Damn, that robot copied my goal-keeping move.
lol I love that clip.
Booze and cigars. It has been foretold.
If those are the robots in the future we are in trouble, good old futurama.
Since booze and cigars probably wouldn't work for them, we might have some wonderful delivery friends :)
The robots would spend hours in a queue, they do not need the iPhone X, but surely they will be thinking about the latest update, they say:
Did you know that version 40.8 came out?
Can not be! I need her!
All robots would pay for that, always: v
Maybe the robot will pay the guy who can make him smarter and earn more crypto.
they will buy 'ownership change lottery tickets'. From the draw, there is a chance to win intelligent owners for them.
Haha! This is really Interesting!!
They'd Mostly Spend it on their Labs, their sibling robots and paying their developers. If I had to really narrow things down, just like this robot, I think most of them would spend it on every book they could find, to fill their brains not to get bored. But Most Importantly, they'd spend it on some Solar Panels and Batteries for emergencies. Maybe some some towels to keep sand out of their Fans... :D
From the Horses Mouth ;)
They will spend theirs crypto money on upgrading and creating a stronger AI so they can rule the world! They are among us! Starts crying hysterically
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Lmao at starts crying hysterically.. I think i feel your pain. Lol.
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lol maybe they will be friendly.
That's what they want you to think.
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