A Lawyer Says to His Rabbi

"I don't know what I did to cause this!?

I raised my son to be a good Jew.  I sent him to Hebrew school.

I made sure he had his Bar Mitzvah when he turned 13 years old.

And NOW.... he's a Christian."

"Funny you should come to me with this," said the Rabbi,  "I too have a son, and I taught him to read Hebrew, and officiated his Bar Mitzvah.

And now, he is a Christian."

"What did you do about it?" Asked the Lawyer.

"I went and told God the whole story....and God said

 'FUNNY YOU SHOULD COME TO ME WITH THIS'"