7 Worst Gifts To Give To Crypto Lovers For Christmas

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

It's hard to shop for crypto lovers, but make sure you don't give any of these gifts for Christmas. If your boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife loves Bitcoin, stay away from these items.

1. Leather Wallet

A wallet isn't a gift that has a future. Crypto is the future and if you buy him a leather wallet, not only did you kill a cow, you are also saying you have no future.

2. Mining Gear On Clearance

If you want to buy a gift for that Bitcoin miner, don't just buy stuff if you don't know what you are doing. Especially if it says it is on clearance. Just buy from the list and links he or she provides.

3. An "I Love The FED" T-Shirt

If you don't know this about the person you are giving a gift to, then you probably don't know that person.

4. Warren Buffett Training Classes

After Warren Buffett dogged out cryptocurrency, he isn't the biggest role model for crypto lovers. I'd stay away from all things Buffett... except Jimmy Buffett. Who doesn't like some Jimmy?

5. Coal

When your boyfriend or girlfriend talks about getting more STEEM, they don't need coal. Coal for Christmas never sends the right message.

6. Video Games

A real crypto investor won't waste his or her internet on such trivial things as video games. They need all the power and internet to mine.  Plus they don't need the distraction.

7. Stripper

If they really love crypto, then they won't have any cash lying around and you'll just end up making the stripper really sad. She'll be covered with private keys and will have no idea what to do with them.

Bonus Bad Gift...

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For all you crypto lovers, this is a perfect blog to share with your friends so they know what not to get you for Christmas.

Let me know what items I missed in the comments below.

Hope you got a good laugh!

Thanks for reading.

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