This began with MC Hammer and those damn parachute pants, which lead us to those stupid UFO pants every Korn fan from the mid 90s used to wear with their koolaid-dyed hair and head full of dollar-store dread-braids. Somewhere in there you can blame Kris Kross for wearing all their clothes inside out and backwards. That's when things really went south in the ghettos.

Atari started the downfall of society. Nintendo - the catalyst that added fuel to the fire. Xbox and Playstation put the final nail in the coffin. SEGA was just a red herring.

And ALWAYS... ALWAYS make sure you buy gloves that are 2 sizes too small so they have to acquit you when you cut your ex-wife's head off. Just make sure you don't wear those custom Bruno Mali shoes while doing so.