"How I Lost" by Hillary Clinton - Forward by John 'Skippy' Podesta
The heartwarming tale of an elitist puppet, working her way up the corporatist state ladder one speaking fee at a time.
The life and times of Hillary Clinton are full of breathtaking achievements. From her humble beginnings in Mena Arkansas, Hillary Rodham rose to prominence as one of the governments most successful drug traffickers to one of the countries most successful con artists.
Long respected by her peers for her calculating intellect and her shrewd business mind, Clinton was so esteemed that her colleagues coined the term 'Arkancide' for her no nonsense approach to politics.
After she and her husband Bill left the White House she has gone on to be a Senator, Secretary of State and International warmonger. It's better to be feared than loved, as they say.
The always savvy business woman and politician has managed to speak out of both sides of her mouth with effortless ease for years. She always had a knack for combining seemingly incompatible notions and making them palpable and more easily digested by the populace. She deftly married a pro gun control stance, while gracefully taking gifts from Saudi and Qatari 'nobles' in exchange for Mammoth weapons deals. Oh Hillary, well played. Well played.
Ever the champion of the desperate and forgotten, she and her husband created the Clinton Foundation. An organization that was a win win for everyone involved. When Haiti suffered a devastating earthquake, the Clinton's gave generously: The state-of-the-art Caracol sweatshop, several luxury prisons, and hospital facilities that helped alleviate the suffering of Haitians who were overburdened with healthy internal organs.
Known widely for her gift of gab, Clinton headlined speaking events far and wide all along Wall Street. Making a modest $200, 000 an hour wage, Clinton spoke and also listening to the concerns of her audience members while also telling them to 'cut it out' when it came to their annoying habits of raping and pillaging entire economies.
How I Lost is a partial title really, if you ask Hillary to fill in the blanks she will tell you the real title of the book is How I Lost to 'Russia'
Finally, I'll leave you with the words of Hillary Clinton herself:
"Can't we just drone him?"
"We came. We Saw. He died. Hahaha"
Hillary is a disgusting criminal who should be behind bars. And don't get me started on the Podesta brothers, John and Tony Podesta are sick twisted paedophiles who own an art collection dedicated to abusing children. Check this video
As a truther you have been upvoted and followed. Follow me at @tremendospercy
She's a traitor and a worthless nothing, who would have never gone anywhere without Bill, not that he is anything less than a traitor. At least he's a competent traitor, if that can be said to be a better thing than Hillary and her colossal ineptitude. To the ninth circle of hell with the lot of them! I want to smell their souls roasting.
FYI: The author Joe Lauria retweeted your article on the book
https://steemit.com/funny/@v4vapid/how-i-lost-by-hillary-clinton-forward-by-john-skippy-podesta
https://twitter.com/The_Puffin_Post/status/866966086574628864
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I copied in the wrong link - here it is: https://twitter.com/unjoe
Congrats ;)
Wow thanks @puffin, that's really cool! Really was just having a laugh, unexpected surprise. I would have paid closer attention to my spelling if i thought someone was gonna read this ;)
Glad for that! Still for this success your post reward should be >200 in my opinion.
I guess timing is everything...there's a lot more content being posted recently maybe for the minnows it makes it even harder to get views/votes. A >200 post, now that would be something! Pretty cool to know that the author took notice and resteemed though, put a smile on my smile. I probably would never have known if you didn't point that out, cheers!
pmsl, gets popcorn... dis gon be guuud!
Hope you liked it, just having some fun at Killary's expense.
I liked it so much I resteemed :)
I'm sure this will be on the required reading list for public schools in the near future... Upvoted and followed, thanks for putting a smile on my face to start the day!
That's funny as hell! :D
Cheers, it appears to be a real book, haha. Wikileaks posted a tweet about it.
Nice that Steemians are awake. It makes me ill that some people consider that criminal royalty.
Awesome post!! Steem on!!
Love it...when she loses her third run at Failure of the Century, all America wants to know is, "Isn't she dead yet?"
some are saying she already is. When i saw the news this morning about that book, i literally wanted to take a copy and shit on it then return it back to the pile to spoil the rest.
Great contribution!
Thank you!