This was pretty much me but luckily the masseuse was a woman.

Aching from the long work week i decided to get a massage. Full disclosure im a cheap ass so i found the cheapest one i could get which was my first mistake. So their i found myself laying face down on the table in my underwear as she massaged my upper thighs. Then suddenly she grazed my testicles and i quickly though whoa that must of been a mistake. But then BOOM 2nd graze . At this point i had no idea what to do i was on the defense at half mass. There I was in a wrestling match in my mind against my boner.

Acting quickly i started thinking of non sexual things like bitcoin and bitconnect it was working! I thought i had everything under control until she caught me off guard once again. "Roll over" she said. Fuck i thought , no longer could i just lay on my boner to hide it. Their i was back on the defense . She started rubbing my thighs again and slowly worked her way back up to my privates.

At this point i was weak from the previous fight and thought fuck it its time to raise my flag and surrender no pun intended. It went from 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock like i timed traveled because it only took one minute. And suddenly she started laughing and said "All done". I was so embarrassed i quickly put my clothes on and payed leaving with my head down never to return again. Well actually i went back last week. This time it was fine =]