How To Increase Your Lucksack Juice in 3 Easy Steps - Power Up The Juice That Sucks Out
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So You Decided to Change Your Poker Kismet
Just follow these few easy steps and river glory can be yours.
First You Must Burn The Sage
The burning of sage is an ancient practice to drive out all negative energy. I usually walk around my house naked, man boobs flapping all over the place, hitting my knees, and shit, wafting the sage smoke. The negative/evil usually can't wait to get out. Especially when the sweat beads start to form and roll down my cheeks; all eight of them.
Next You Must Burn The Candle
You must head on over to your closest head shop, and pick up luck infused candles. They must be lit throughout the day leading up to the poker tournament for full effectiveness. Please note candles not intended to work in cash games.
Finally You Must Rub Yourself
This final step is what will seal the deal, and bring you mass amounts of fortune. It is essential that you find the essential oils for money, and/ or luck. This item is usually found at a head shop as well. You will need to take small dabs of the oil, and rub it around your neck, and wrist. Just like you would a cologne, or perfume.
Now Let The Lucksack Juice Flow
If you have followed all the steps above, you'll be donking your way to trillions in no time.
- Disclaimer - Please note, everything above is complete and utter nonsense. If you believe any of that bullshit, you are not the brightest crayon in the tool box, and you will most certainly end up in a van by the river.
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Haha I like it 🙂🙂🙂 see you soon on table
Dont forget to pray to the Poker Gods
I am gonna die after reading it.
Hillarious 🤣
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
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Ahh, you got your point. Butt nice content, did I spell but right? I'm not an english native speaker.
On a serious note. I think he will not get it in the end. At least a reaction would have happened till now. Thanks for the rubbing advice ;)
Lol, WTF
You wouldn't believe i took this serious just because is you telling me to do them all
lol at the pool guy!!! nice touch. :)
hahaha even the man in the speedo doesnt want any part of the van
I hope you are not picking on my back up plan,
I have told my sister for years I was going to end up
in a van down by the river.
It's sort of a long range goal, but I think it's do'able.