Write It Down
When the waiter is trying to be cool by not writing anything down but you're pretty sure he's going to get half the orders wrong
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When the waiter is trying to be cool by not writing anything down but you're pretty sure he's going to get half the orders wrong
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you can be my waiter if you're eminem
I Would Tip To See An Order Rap Battle
he can wait in line for me as they're usually 8 miles long
haha really funny ...
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I know what I'll order.
Mom's spaghetti.
Soon you won't have to worry about the waiter forgetting your order
A robot never forgets
yeah and he never forgets to comment on my posts neither
Be careful, some of thoseof them are nuts
She can laugh with you and stab you in the back when you're not looking
just swap your food with your date to avoid the spit
Just be careful how you go about getting the waiters attention or you might end up with a book to the head!
figuratively, that's what getting the bill feels like every time
@traf,
At very last moment to become panic, the moment you realized he brought the right order :D
Cheers~
after waiting long enough, i'm just happy to receive any food
@trafalgar,
Yeah after all it's food and it will be flushed at toilet lol :D
Cheers~
That look he's giving you? He's just plotting how to make you look stupid
He's had his eyes on your girl for a long time, now
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he's a great waiter because he didn't spill the drinks
I can't even remember my own order.
you'll remember your date's when you get the bill
same with me also.
Who the hell can remember all of that is beyond me. The only way I was able to remember the digits of pi were because they spell pie backwards
PIE | 314
ya, circumference is around 300 times the radius or diameter or something
that's how i remember it
When you're trying to be smooth with the waitress
But she's slicker than you
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Sure enough, 5 minutes later, he's back:
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