Worst Thing About Being Broke
The worst thing about being broke is not being able to buy a girl a drink: do you know how hard it is to drug someone with just a lonesome roofie sitting at the bottom of an otherwise empty glass?
The worst thing about being broke is not being able to buy a girl a drink: do you know how hard it is to drug someone with just a lonesome roofie sitting at the bottom of an otherwise empty glass?
I think everything about being broke is worst, you also run out of strategies quickly
yes iam with you
haha so true
also, do you know how hard it is to render someone unconscious when you don't have money to buy chloroform so you have to use plain handkerchief?
lol nice
You could always slip it into a drink she bought for herself
hmm, good thinking
#darkcomedy
I laughed...this is awesome
thank you :)
This was a good one!!!
thanks, glad you enjoyed it
To be fair, it seems like the biggest step you took was "moving back home." For many of us who have careers that are localized in only one area, that's not an option. So how do you recover from the brink of being broke when you: 1. Make close to minimum wage for 40-60 hours per week (eliminating the possibility of a second job), 2. Possess crushing student loan debt, and 3. Lose a significant chunk of your income due to rent (see: localized careers, causing everyone who wants a similar career to live in this metroplex)?
#_#
A good pick up line might be as affective as a roofie; " I might be poor today, but in 10 years I will be a Steem millionaire, so you might as well start dating me now before I get rich and famous"
Savage haha