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You forgot to mention this type, I know cuz my mom's this type

I'm lucky to be here today

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ya how could I forget? i think 98% are this type

Right in the peanutz.

bwahaha you must come from a lineage of strong scrotum males

yes, but you only really want to marry one type, the 'Fist of Fury Legends'

  • don't just take my word for it, ask Bruce Lee Jet Li

I dunno
I've been elbow deep with some myself and I wouldn't consider them to be marriage marterial

I like this one too :P

RIP - Bruce

Your prostate will hate you

The best women are mature women, if you can't get that then get one that is all 4 types.

  1. Horny in bed.
  2. "Fucks" when it's time to have make-up sex.
  3. Fist fight, when the mechanic doesn't fix up your car properly.
  4. Tongue lick cause she does fellatio.

Don't get

  1. Horny when you're out of town.
  2. Fuck you with court fees till you're broke and even your divorce lawyer hates you.
  3. Fist fight with your mom.
  4. Tongue whips you till you're a broken sad hen-pecked man.

they should teach this shit in school instead of putting condoms on bananas

That hand looks sexy - if she said "fuck you" I would answer - yea please !

hmm ya they should remake the addams family with you as the director

Haha...I think it's just the red nail polish that's got you mesmerized.

Haha yea it keeps the attention away from her hairy arms lol

Lol, that's the strategy...beautify the obvious bits and never mind those hidden places.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- that's why it's dangerous if you drink too much

Aaah, I know that saying but never saw it from that perspective...haha.

I only know 2 types, the sober and drunk

I know which type I am for sure

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type 2 diabetes judging from the gif

Yeah, too much sweet wine. I gotta switch to the hard stuff with less sugar.

@traf,
I thought I have found "Middle finger typed woman as my wife".

But I think, I was wrong again and found fist type lol :D

Cheers~

strap your watch on tightly, that's my advice

Good one. However, in my experience, women cycle through all four of these types at about the same rate as this illustration.

They can often be multiple types simultaneously.

ya it's like they're place a complex version of rock paper scissors

My type depends on the people around me

Different people bring out a different me

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dunno what kinda crazy shit is going on there, no wonder i suck at dating

Haha, this must be how the kids date nowadays. Getting old, Traf.

She got better reflexes than him.

My first thought too. xD
The fuck is going on over there?
I see some Chinese letters so it must have been faked.

If any of you ladies need to find out, DM me.

yeah? what are you going to do with the 3 other types that don't want the fist?

Give them the finger, of course.

Damn this has to be the most punny/creative comment of my Steemit life.
This better get 100% upvote and 10K SP delegation

What's not to like about ladies teasing you with tongue between her fingers, then horning you with insults, giving you the fcuk-off finger, then punching you in the piehole, sounds like a regular Saturday night hot date

Is this a typical Aussie Chick ? You need to come to Sweden- here they speak the kind of sign language you would like

just waiting for our Steem $25 plane ticket discount

Lets Hope it comes soon!

It's always good to learn a new language.Is this a typical Aussie Chick ? You need to come to Sweden- here they speak the kind of sign language you would like

It's always good to learn a new language.

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