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Traf are you panicking because you left your Steem password in your phone and your wife may find it?

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if you have a wife you'll know that she has all the passwords and only gives me access to posting key

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Thanks for you

@traf,
Yeah it's a horrible moment, when you remember that, you open the screen of your ex's chat and went to sleep!

Traffy, hope your @trafalgar account is not logged there lol :D

Cheers~

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it'll be my grindr account i'm more worried about

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Thanks for you....

Lol me when I drop a m and m on the ground


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taking the 5 second rule very seriously

Lol, when I wake up in the morning, it looks like I will also look for my phone, ha ha ha

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why you should get a waterproof phone
also useful when you piss your pants

And when I finally sight the phone with my wife

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no you didn't
be honest, you just wanted to pull her skirt off

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hahaha.. i just want to know what is under that skirt.

get an older model...they're easier to find

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well at least my wife couldn't force me to set her hideous picture as my wallpaper on that phone

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true, but if it is upright under the covers you may wind up thinking you are sleeping next to your grandfather

This mostly happen cellphone is like the some sort of the organ of the body. eveyday when i wake up , I use to find my mobile and see Messages without washing my face..


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Traf are you panicking because you forgot to delete the phone sex messages from tinder and you wife love prying into your phone?

I do not understand on this time why my movements become fast?

Whenever somethings missing - always look in the cracks of your bed or under the pillow - 100% hit rate. The only thing I can't find there is my self confidence :>

I can't but laugh. Very funny and interesting. It often happen with me :) After long time I am laughing much.Thanks for sharing the sweet, funny and truth gif.

After chatting a lot, after the night wake up while sleeping,
It is my condition to wake up from sleeping. This is undoubtedly funny 😀😀😀

Use you pussy powers to feel the vibrations.

You are sitting on the phone. Oh no. It's under the pillow. No wait. It's not there. I'm going crazy...

WHERE IS MY PHONE?

Thanks for sharing this great all funny post

cat is good Animal,thanks

I was not getting the phone in the morning, and then when I saw my phone is charged, my condition was then!

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When I got up in the morning and I did not find my phone then I Searching it like this 😀

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Waddle waddle

Hi traf thanks
I like this your funny post

pocketsend:11@traf, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

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Successful Send of 11
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Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: traf
New sending account balance: 145015
New receiving account balance: 20
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: a376f5ecc919f9187841bb028bd2dcb8950cf0f0
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

That is great funny post

This is why the human race is getting worst and worst.

Phone gone, watch gone, wallet gone... No, it wasn't a cat burglar.

Looks like karma did more than bite you in the ass. YOU got roofied!!!!!

haaha very funny ....cell-phone-lost.jpg

Similar thing happens to me when I am walking to the college and can't feel phone in my pocket and then I remember I put it into the bag.

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Wifey has had enough. Go back to real life you schmuck.

This moment fully mad. Excellent funny post.

It surely must have developed legs. Because anything is possible in the world of technology.

Hahaha,,, Amazing funny...
I appreciate your meme
Cat Kitty
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Funny Avenge Me Cat
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hahahah so funny and nice cat.

It's like i start searching for condom, when my bae agree to sex with me.
Moral : Safety first Xd.

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btw i was searching for this triple condom for triple protection !

wow so much funny, can't stop laughing.

hahaha so funny .

Me after sleeping in the bed with mom
at morning, Mom where is my phone ?

Wow very nice funny.
I appreciate your meme.

It's hard to imagine 50 years ago that we would be saying, oh my goodness, I misplace my super computer that fits into my pocket. Someday, it will be so common for the everyday ma to say, oh my goodness, I click the wrong button and I burn 1 billion dollars and it didn't even start a fire to keep me warm.

Viva Steem and all crypto.

Today i became crazy for my phone to watch my favorite porn star's live broadcast

goddamn it.................. where it is ??

Lol.When I woke up and realized that my Apple iPhone X is nowhere to be found :))

Hahahaha very nice funny🤓🤓