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but if you can't block, dodge, and even hold onto a corner of a boxing ring



Learn To Sway Those Hips

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it's to taunt them so they get penalized for hitting you below the belt

or maybe it's an invitation to do something else after the match

I wish this was the case. When I try to slap my wife this shit happens....I will need to join a self defense course for Abused Husbands

@damira / @redlipstick ....come see this!

I need to become a bit faster in order to make the falling more painful😁😂😂😂

lol oh he's a lucky man indeed!

Hahaha

i know true love when i see it......it looks like ass-kicking

Behind the bruised ego and cracked nuts deep inside is a lot of love, still however, strongly mixed with the feeling of fear. It's the Stockholms Syndrome at its best

you Swedes must get Stockholms Syndrome easily......i bet it's epidemic back home like catching syphilis

More like catching Herpes - it's for life

Hahaha ok was going todo a hiv bit but yeah.....herpes is bad enough :P

Muahahahah

well, there are pros and cons to dating black widow

lol @damira / @redlipstick ....come see this!

Who sent you our video?

DJ hacked my computer and found it, (don't worry he didn't find the folder with .. you know)

nah it was all @steemnsfw fault, i heard it's part of this video library collection now

Dang it. He's like the Grinch of Porn

Famous quotes:

Muhammad Ali - 'Float like a butterfly "sting" like a bee'

Traf - 'Float like a butterfly "hung" like a bee'

damn, bees are going to be pretty insulted by that

Hey its his own words

lol from hence forth i knight thee foul69 or for short foully!

Ouch below the belt

Hehe nice quote

lol, just merciless, you'll fit well in here folly

Some people still get it.

Gif from Giphy

lolol
that's me leading the wife to the edge of the dam

it must be very sick @trafalgar.
pity that person.

you know he'll be getting some tonight

Lol or he is in the shit and sucking up

yeah i would like to see him hold an umbrella over her head and move the chairs, that be next level dog housing chivalry

@traf,
Husband think he can end it like this!

But eventually it's end like this lol :D

Cheers~

usually just a kick in the nuts
but i'm getting good at dodging them

yeah....that guy in the bottom didn't shake his hips, it's very important to gyrate the hips when fighting the wife / gf

@dj123,
Seems like you got the talent (I mean experience ) :D

Cheers~

Guys, this is real chivalry

Mr. Clean has it down pat, there will be no need for a fight ever

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hmm, good idea, i'll get the wife to shave her head so as to not get in the way of her cleaning the house

So that's why my mom makes me clean the floor....she thinks i can't defend myself

Always better to be prepared.

Chivalry is learned

Gotta train from young

Well done young man! There is much truth in this, being a gentleman is 90% nurture, and 10% horny.

never too early to get whipped

How wifes show love now a days...hits me with vagina..

normally being smashed by a vijayjay is a good thing,

not sure if that's so if your wife's vagina is in her knees

she tried to hit with vagina but knees comes in between,,

gotta teach the wifey to open up just before contact...if not, it's critical strike!

lol i feel like they have a bit of history as well as putting on a good show

The flying clitoris punch - what a classic

Damn I wouldn't mind me some of this action

Haha lmao and when no one is around then he lets his anger out


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haha I don't see VR goggles so I'm guessing it's the alcohol

haha....like fight club when it first started but only he keeps missing

It's a tough world out there

It's the menfolk's job to toughen her up before sending her out

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you all have the wrong idea
she was getting the electric chair

bwahahah you Steemian chicks are mean!

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