Waddling Back Hometraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago When you're grumbling something about not being drunk after being thrown out of the bar gif from giphy #meme
This is the reason i never go to bar alone...
Lol there is nothing worse then just wanting one more and don't get to finish drinking.
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this is what's called, in my dating world, a jackpot
Haha winner winner fish dinner
"Wasted a good roofie in there"
i got the drinks mixed up and own goaled it
If sarcasm didn’t exist. You and I would be executed by now. It provided us with a nice cover.
If I will be drunk, it will be with
boobiesa girl.as you know, I prefer to be drunk by drinking milk instead of alcohol.
amateur mistake
pretending to miss a high 5 and going for a feel of her breast is creeping 101
Why Wine Is Better Than a Boyfriend
why? the red is harder to get out of your shirt than white
The only reason anyone's in the office the next day is because they've slept there after not being able to make an after party.
last time a kid's going to ask that guy to buy him beer
Good thing penguins can't fly, he appears to be way over the legal limit.
hopefully he's legally over
I don't need another statutory rape case coming my way
back handspring fail fence
envisioning pregnant women break-dancing to see if they are ready or not for labor, hard boiled egg style. Hang in there, pregnant people!
A Waddle of Baby Rockhopper Penguins Hilariously Lose Their Footing as They Learn How to Climb
