Turn It On And...

in funny •  21 days ago

When you're reaching around the dark looking for the torch but find your mom's vibrator instead

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@traf,
The end of Dare Devil story lol :D

Cheers~

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I think the that's just the revamp this hero needs

You are lucky if you are a girl.

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are you really?
I guess i'll keep that in mind when i get a gender reassignment

Lol, the main thing you have to figure out how to turn it off, hahaha

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he just had one up his butt while holding that fish

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Now, that's a big vibrator

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they are so strong

That's the moment when i reaching around the dark...

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a bit young to be finding your mom's dildo there

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Not young enough to put that inside his mouth though?

Hopefully it didn't smell like that fish...

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hmm can't remember
i'll go back and check

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Where you goin', it's up your ass innit?

Ha ha, now you need to be careful, otherwise you can follow a severe punishment, for excessive curiosity, LoL

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ya good tip dildos go up vaginas
not penises

When you so much hit that G-spot that she freaks like you performing exorcism

Cute kitty. @traf self clicked photo?

Yeah, the amount of times I have been looking for my mom's vibrator and found the torch... Oh wait!

hahaha.. good one...

LOL!!!
That's the moment after which we need to get a lobotomy. Somethings just can't been unseen :-)

Lol around the world unseen think,..

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dafuq i just watched

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Motherfucker what did i just watch 😂

Earlier, my mother used to say that it was indoor flowers, until I grew up and did not understand what it really is :)

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japan ...

Crumbling inside, what is seen cannot be unseen

When I found a vibrator instead of a flashlight, I did not understand why the flashlight did not burn. Ha ha.

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A caring son, you are.

Hopefully a child found it and it did not have a bad smell

hahah can't stop laughing on this one