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yeah, and if you're unlucky dumb enough to get ball & chained


Maze Runner 4: Cry Cause You're Forever Stuck in IKEA

source: epicpic

whenever I use the toilets in their rooms, they don't flush for some reason
oh well

they are only designed for dropping them Swedish meatballs and you still risk your $1 hotdog getting bitten off

Walking through IKEA feels like purgatory. A place where time ceases to exist and paper lampshades are everywhere. I hear there is an entrance to hell at the innermost layer of the IKEA maze.

it is purgatory but with the flames of hell

braveman a many has camp out there in hopes of setting the place on fire but the drapes refuses to burn until they max out their credit card and wrap it around & set themselves on fire

Well, in preparation for your tinder career, or so you think.

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Be ready to receive some unexpected adoring fans
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lol
never really worked out before
be funny if it were true

Makes that 2-for-1 deal not so appealing. It's all about that angle though

Well, that and the beer goggles...

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every 26 degrees = 1 extra chin

Virtual reality glasses will be able to take care of this soon, just do not take them off!

wouldn't mind augmenting the reality of my rough looking wife

This is the exact reason why god invented alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems...her appearance is nothing 15 beers wont fix!

Always meet her at a bar or preferably at your place already drunk

most of us wouldn't be here without it

Lol, sometimes reality is cruel, ha ha ha :D

damn, is that really a huge disappointment?
could probably have more expectations from the start

hhhh you are right , every picture edited
you must tell her send you pictures without effects
befor metting her lol

Yup, that's the joke.

same like online delivery,
when finally your packages arrived
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after open the package box
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