The Magical Moment Where You Become A Parent
When your wife is giving birth to your first child and all you can think about is how the little shit is destroying her vagina
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When your wife is giving birth to your first child and all you can think about is how the little shit is destroying her vagina
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unfortunately, there is no natural way to completely reverse the stretch damage, thank goodness that unnaturally there are many solutions including classic voodoo, and expensive magic performed by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons
WTF right? Wait Are We Still Talking About Vajayjay Or Have I Been Sucked Into Another
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guess she'll never need a vacuum
she could start a hurricane by aiming it up into the sky
I was once told by a wise man that watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite pub burn to the ground!
After witnessing this nightmare you can also console yourself in the fact that sex from then on will be like...........
I had to vote 100% here for the second half. Frankly brilliant.
Its not only a problem for new fathers but also if you are hanging out at cougar bars too frequently
what? sex from then will be like what?....damn it, now I have to wait for Season 2!
Cant figure it out dj123?
of course i can't, your plot twist and turn so much it's bewilding
besides everyone know you have to bring busloads of dudes when you're trying to cram a dormitory corridor with sausages
please just tell me when Season 2 will be on
NetflixSteemflixHung like a termite
Season 2 title huh? man you must have some connect with the studios to get a hold of such privy information
doesn't help that it already feels like this for me to begin with as i'm not exactly hung like a horse
Good post . You won my hearth
You failed us today by upvoting this spam, dearest @gentlebot.
lol, it's a cute post about @justdothat's heart being warmed by the thought of his wife's vagina being stretch till oblivion
Neo can fix this by warping it back for you
Kid bending the spoon: There is no loose vagina
neo does kegels so your wife doesn't have to
That's why us serious ladies, we don't just kegel, we add weights to it.
That's the basic form for beginners, or as we call it choking the chicken
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also helps when you have a lot of groceries to bring in from the car
Haha, that's true.
When the placenta settles, pat yourself on the back for keeping your Steem Power out of the pre-nup because the kid clearly isn't Asian.
haha
i actually think all babies look asian when they've just popped out
You use this line a lot in alimony court don't you?
yeah actually this one confuse me a little i thought if its on the pre-nup it's protected, maybe sexymatty has more legal knowledge to shed some light down this dark stretched out tunnel
I wouldn't be too worried about it. Get her to do some kegels exercises and the butcher will go back to giving you your "special discount" again.
hmm i guess a butcher's dozens when he sticks an extra sausage in there behind your back
That's why you ask the doctor to add an extra stitch ;-) In all seriousness though it is pretty horrifying.
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that's why you try not to go into labor near the end of everyone's shift
Let me go out please.
I'm stuck.
he's getting sucked in
@traf,
How Rock explain the situation :D
Cheers~
that's rape
@dj123,
I think it's his style :D
Cheers~
those guilty eyes, he be looking out for cops
Nah he's just rocking her world
yeah good technique, he just dumped her off the rocky cliff
She won't be able to walk for a week
then he'll go to the hospital and rock her world there too....along with the nurses
The Rock does not go to hospital. He is the Hospital
the rock is a place where people go to get circumcise and give birth to babies? well better call him doc-rock then!