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In few years we are also a proud parents when our kids create account on steemit and we delegate steem power to them..

Also when you and your blood brother have got the moves down perfectly

More dad's should let their kids know how proud they are of them, not because of living in the shadow of their legacy or unfulfilled dreams, but because they succeeded in becoming an adult without STD that was given to their mom.

unless its AIDS, the only other way to get stds off mom is to fuck her i'm afraid

Actually, you're right all hope is loss if it's AIDs, baby gets infected because of the blood from the vaginal delivery. But if you were popped out of the ass, I think you might be safe.

Thank you Sir

Also if you get a fecal transplant from mom.

Thank you Sir

Some might think it's cheaper letting your kid join a gang than going to school. However with an allowance of a pound cocain a month that's not necessarily true.

you can bake a cocain cake with that much

The bloods are better dancers though!

I do like the extra effort that went into getting a red tail

@trafalgar so great man

The Crips may have gotten old and fat, but they sure remember how to swing the blue thongs around.

before their weight gain they could actually ascend into the air by doing this

Yeah that's why I hope to get to University, I heard underwear flies into the air there.

My kid has more arrests than your kid and once got a B minus

yeah we're not talking about those kids you keep under house arrest in your basement db

Traf's talking as if he has none

With that large a cheer, I think assistance is required to roll your dad mom into the gang induction ceremony:

link

I wonder if they take that as a disabled parking permit

Best seller at grandpa's retirement village.

To get that kind of enthusiasm from my dad, I would need to win MVP at the Crips national convention

Unlike the Fiat, children are designed to withstand the occasional collision. And their little

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