Einstein says gravity can bend light. so with enough force I could stare out into the world and see what was staring back at me. Light and dark dance around, headlights of cars forcing the trees to dance, the moon creating shadows out of leaves and the drifting beyond the horizon as Ada let out a sigh to end the day. Enjoying the quiet away from the party downstairs.
Her phone beeped. "Oh Shit!" she exclaimed, "Traf post better go comment". running down the stairs to the computer,
Luckily she was a retired circus clown and the fall was nothing to her, on she trundled
No idea why they put the glass door inside their house.(In case you're wondering about the hair, her wig fell off going down the stairs). On she suffered pushing forth her computer within her reach. She quickly put her dark wig on and sat down at her computer. Just about ready to reply when suddenly the worst thing happened.
When you order fast food
"I Think You Got My Order Wrong"
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In all fairness, hot dogs are kind of gross anyway, regardless of their phallic proportions
a truly extraordinary share will come back to me
I'm not so sure that'll be fast. It looks like it will be slow to come.
Hey he said that he ordered fast food he never said it came fast
just like how mama use to make them
The worst part is when the food arrives, and you only got a third of what you ordered, while everyone else got their whole meals.
lol painful
gotta pretend you're all cool with it and that you're on a diet anyway
Haha if they don't offer I guess you don't have a choice
hahaah very funny
Ten minutes after ordering
When it finally arrives
damn he's sure fast when he wants to be
Such a lousy feeling. But, you got the #69 and #71 combos again, and know the deal from when you picked up the order last time.
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Wait, do I have to Byo dildo?
If ever you need a hand, just let me know
nothing wrong with combing 2 of my favorite things in 1
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eating cum?
haha..lol..now i know were to look..
haha through your binoculars
nice
When you're too desperate and have to go in and eat right away
shitty wok is the place to be
It definitely can make you feel like zombies from the walking dead lol
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Ha ha ha, waiting is so disgusting @traf
Einstein says gravity can bend light. so with enough force I could stare out into the world and see what was staring back at me. Light and dark dance around, headlights of cars forcing the trees to dance, the moon creating shadows out of leaves and the drifting beyond the horizon as Ada let out a sigh to end the day. Enjoying the quiet away from the party downstairs.
Her phone beeped. "Oh Shit!" she exclaimed, "Traf post better go comment". running down the stairs to the computer,
Luckily she was a retired circus clown and the fall was nothing to her, on she trundled
No idea why they put the glass door inside their house.(In case you're wondering about the hair, her wig fell off going down the stairs). On she suffered pushing forth her computer within her reach. She quickly put her dark wig on and sat down at her computer. Just about ready to reply when suddenly the worst thing happened.
Such was her anguish she developed super powers!!
Such is the power of @traf.
Moral of the story: just comment on your phone
1, 2, 3, 4
For someone else 5 minutes is an eternity :)