Slow and Dopeytraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago If you're faster than this turtle, then there's really nothing to fear from zombies gif from giphy #meme
in times of crisis, survival is about knowledge
Vanilla Ice-Cream, That's The Dessert of Choice That Goes With Brains
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That's cruel. Teasing the zombie like that.
Zombies are dumb, can't even stretch their tongue to lick some
brain freeze
My face when I realize that I’m quicker and more agile than the turtle
Ain’t no zombies catching up to me
nah, some zombies are pretty hardcore so you're fucked
lol this scene drove me nuts when i watch zootopia, could not wait story to go on and actually I feel like time was slowing down for me
When you get older and slower, you can't outrun zombies
Then you just gotta be smarter and set traps for them
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lol what the hell is this, walking dead meets roadrunner?
haha good one.
Who knew zombies were racist?
I should be safe then
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for the rest of us, blacken up and survive is the advice
haha hAejinNickker!
My wife is so
sluttyloving that she can convince even zombiesto not eat her as she has many things to offer to him.
brains is definitely not one of them
That is sooooo sexy!
It's not how fast you can run, it's the technique
Zigzagging leaves them lagging
yeah stay away from the boss zombies from zombieland
they're fast af for some reason
In case of zombie apocalypse, make friends with people slower than your. It's easier than getting in shape and being able to run faster.
only reason i have a fat friend
Explains why I have so many friends.
The turtle must have been trained by this guys. Look at that beautiful force field.
I like to roleplay being the Magikarp at the beach with my buddies being the Jedi, too!
it's splinter and shredder in their younger days
@traf,
But don't under-estimate the power of turtle :D They can bit back and hidden under the mobile roof lol :D
Cheers~