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@traf,
Don't forget to say, it needs to be enlarge when time comes!

Otherwise it might end up like have an Anaconda around your stomach :D

Cheers~

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keep going...
that's what my wife would say anyway

You're missing the picture of the Doctor laughing and choking to death

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choking it to death is exactly what i'll be doing with my shiny new penis

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wait an orang-utan is Asian too!

like a brother calling you a mofo-nigger

First Day Back at work... After Dick Enlargement Surgery.

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i'm just glad that got an industrial sized lift installed and ready for me

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looks like you need a whole team to assist

It seems you go to the same place as me for your enlargement- very skilled people

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oh he's just the guy who does my circumcision

I ain't got much

But I make sure that I use everything I've got

While aesthetically being hung like a horse might be good.

But you gotta think more practical, it's how you put your Johnson to work that really matters

Did you really have to bring your dog along to illustrate?

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nah, he came along cos I still had a bit of peanut butter i didn't wipe off properly

Make it this long, and make sure it can get hard as a plank!

Now you can play pirate with your wife.

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Arrrgghhh.....the pirate strikes!

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Most welcome sir

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Thank you @gentlebot for again come back.

Thank you for getting long and hard Sir

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haha what is this after all

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Thanks for you sir...

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I really proud of you.

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Thank you again Sir

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many many thanks again sir.

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Many many many thanks thanks thanks.

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Getting long

@traf I can not believe that you have it this way as a small nooo

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@traf very funny man

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extensive amazing funny.. thanks for you..

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Thanks for you

I want it this long, big and flexible, my wife said ao

Hello are you the surgeon, my wife asked me to give you this measurements, and said you should add the bending effect

We've got to get real. Like really, where do you want to put it?

The nurse will bark at you if you don't follow instructions.

Best erection result after surgery.
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Big dick are hard to handle .
I hope your wife don't face problems during blowjob.

Lol .When the surgeon refused to increase it, we decided to try it ourselves :)

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Real talent.

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i'll be more impress if he's hanging by the ball-sack

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I need a dog like this

@traf, I hope you know the color will change into black if you select this size.

When you realise your mate went to a better surgeon then you!

yeah, it actually do matters

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This is not funny because dog helping his master. Dog is obedient .

I appreciate your post.

When weed turns your head around...


Who exactly is taking the measurement? The guy or the dog?

Can't imagine how well God created Dogs, that they are so brilliant, friendly and fun to be with. Or is it because of the long closure with man?

Wow, that's some nice wood you got there. No wonder you're happily married

Me getting a vasectomy

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i know size matters
but this much
may be you are trying to go for all your gfs at once

ha ha.. It's so funny

when you just cant match her terms and conditions
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Hehehe this funny post.. thanks for you sir

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This, is a stupid joke but I really liked it

Every time dog don't help his master. Also he need fun.

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Gif from giphy

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Beautiful funny post

Is that you holding one end of the tape against your base and asking your doctors to keep going?

Don't worry he's an Asian doctor he understands your needs.

This one has me cracking up!!!

1000 pardons!!!

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This small. That's too little.

Hahaha.very funny. The helper dog

Never understimate anything

Dr. Doctor, I want you to penetrate me big?

Genes matters too. You will only gain as much as steem have gained on coinmarket.

heh I better hide @traf because they will believe that I have it small

Lol, when I came to the surgeon with such a question, I immediately took my girlfriend with me, she knows exactly what size I need, hahaha

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your gf has a big box 📦 for your Christmas gift?