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@traf,
You must understand, they won't let you eaten their hidden flower :D

Traffy, it reminds me while I am trying to approach my GF's secret places how she react lol :D

Cheers~

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yeah i'll be happy to deflower anything really
even literal flowers

Oooh he s coming...

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damn, gilfs as well eh?

Lol. In this case, I have an excellent key. 100% works.

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wow
your key rocks!

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These hardware wallets are getting out of hand

That's my sex life after getting married

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so not much has changed for you after marriage eh?

You know that flower (Chrysanthemums) in Chinese urban terms also means the A-hole so I guess they are shutting both the front and the back door.

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hmm i'll probably have to break through the side window or something...

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Mum is the word....

But that sure looks like a dandelion to me.

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It is, but Chinese just have the same word for them.

Even if it's not, let's not let facts ruin a good joke

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Ha. That is real interesting. I learn something new. Thank you.
And you're right. Facts don't live in joke land. Good job!!

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And I do apologize for making an ass out of myself.

I'd like to just flush assumptions down the toilet.

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I guess they are embarrassed by my costume, since they all deny me :)

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ironically, i have all those doors installed at the entrance to my basement

We just want to give our love, but she prefers who ignores and treats them badly :(

this is a "nope" in plant language

Wow its Awesome gif , just open to close is look like amazing.

Congratulations sir, your post is great but most likely

But from them inside "Don't let me close my door".

Lol, the footage of my sex life.. :)

Lol, you need to be careful, since there are women who will close the front doors, together with you, hahaha

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ah watch out for this one

It could be worse Traf,

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At least you are not in her lair.

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better than a witch

traf, some women even closing the door in front of you, they still hope that you will crack their front bank cell, LoL

haha not only your brother, but also I am very suspicious, but if you do someone who does not want them then they go with the😫