Shrek 2: Before His Morning Coffee pic from dumpaday
not having Black Widow Fiona around doesn't help
source: themmetapicture
damn, wouldn't want to get hulk smashed, that's for sure
Fuck that'd be an awesome Blowjob
Wayyyy too much teeth.
thank you for considering
yes, but... Imagine the thrill of it... will chomp your dick off... won't he.
Besides if you don't like that you can go in from behind...
I'm talking about anal sex
@traf, This is how I feel :D
Cheers~
If you hire dyslexics , everything is urined
he even got the Ds confused with each other in 'dead'
Oooo like a dyslexic palindrome!
oh no.....poor doggie!!!!
source: giphy
Reminds me of the dyslexic atheist with insomnia who was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
I can't seem to control these shakes
I know....more coffee!! That should take care of it.
she's use to getting really low after spending all that time with the dwarves
Wait, so do Dwarves have black cum?
Im guessing he doesn't take it with milk.
I'd fuck her
You might have to bring the fossil brush
hahahah
Haha quite glad I saw this before bed.
Meh... Can't say no then...
When I haven't had my coffee You might wanna stay out of my way.
Ha-Ha. I wonder what color he has after coffee?
ask the joker
Dam that is a nice arse
Ha-Ha Exactly, but why does it turn black :)
Do you think he has green cum?
Src
This is medium level ogre porn.
So that's why they call it a jack-in-the-box.
more like jerk-in-the-box
She can't complain of life not being colorful that's for sure
hmm, not really like humans don't have cum the same color as their skin unless your'e suggesting he's bursting with cum, he's like 98% cum maybe then
Wait, Black guys have White Cum... Man, I knew god was racist.
Hahahah Racist steemynsfw
Did @steemnsfw just hijack your account?
Nope, I just bring out the best in people.
See
I'd pay about $8.oo too much to see that movie.
It could be a hit ! Maybe for the next avengers Shrek can be in it. I think they need atleast one more in their gang to fight evil
it's mostly about shrek getting dumped, having body image issues and working out too much at the gym in an effort to get her back we've all been there
SO what colour is your cum?
Fuck traf, that's a lot more active than I am before my coffee.
maybe she's born with it
not having
Black WidowFiona around doesn't helpHulk Horny!!
source: themmetapicture
damn, wouldn't want to get hulk smashed, that's for sure
Fuck that'd be an awesome Blowjob
Wayyyy too much teeth.
thank you for considering
yes, but... Imagine the thrill of it... will chomp your dick off... won't he.
Besides if you don't like that you can go in from behind...
I'm talking about anal sex
@traf,
This is how I feel :D
Cheers~
If you hire dyslexics , everything is urined
he even got the Ds confused with each other in 'dead'
Oooo like a dyslexic palindrome!
oh no.....poor doggie!!!!
source: giphy
Reminds me of the dyslexic atheist with insomnia who was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
I can't seem to control these shakes
I know....more coffee!!
That should take care of it.
she's use to getting really low after spending all that time with the dwarves
Wait, so do Dwarves have black cum?
Im guessing he doesn't take it with milk.
I'd fuck her
You might have to bring the fossil brush
hahahah
Haha quite glad I saw this before bed.
Meh... Can't say no then...
When I haven't had my coffee
You might wanna stay out of my way.
Ha-Ha. I wonder what color he has after coffee?
ask the joker
Dam that is a nice arse
Ha-Ha Exactly, but why does it turn black :)
Do you think he has green cum?
Src
This is medium level ogre porn.
So that's why they call it a jack-in-the-box.
more like jerk-in-the-box
She can't complain of life not being colorful that's for sure
hmm, not really
like humans don't have cum the same color as their skin
unless your'e suggesting he's bursting with cum, he's like 98% cum
maybe then
Wait, Black guys have White Cum... Man, I knew god was racist.
Hahahah Racist steemynsfw
Did @steemnsfw just hijack your account?
Nope, I just bring out the best in people.
See
I'd pay about $8.oo too much to see that movie.
It could be a hit ! Maybe for the next avengers Shrek can be in it. I think they need atleast one more in their gang to fight evil
it's mostly about shrek getting dumped, having body image issues and working out too much at the gym in an effort to get her back
we've all been there
SO what colour is your cum?
Fuck traf, that's a lot more active than I am before my coffee.
Src
maybe she's born with it