Relief

in #funny6 years ago

When you're been holding in a fart for the last 20 minutes and finally the meeting ends for you to leave the room and let it out

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If they design a Steem App like this for the phone, it will be a best seller.


The old pick up the phone and look casual release.

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this should be the mirror in every elevator

Hey @ traf, great post! I enjoyed your content. Keep up the good work! It's always nice to see good content here on Steemit!

The first blockchain-based thermal imaging app. Definitely worth a download in my opinion

@traf,
Today morning I had that amazing feeling lol :D

Traffy, when it's releasing it gives me a wonderful feeling, likewise I feel Nirwana (as a Buddhist). I hope you know that feeling too :D

Cheers~

jerry seems to love it

chicken man :)

This is why we should start allowing pets at work.


Will be your scapegoat for a scooby snack

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i blame mine when i shit in the park

The CIA, FBI, MI6 have been working with canine for a long time, now you know why.

Lets hope no one behind her decides to spark up a ciggy


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hope she's available for babysitting around my area too

And that's how you teach your baby to think you can do magic

That Baby was to confused😂

lol Nothing about Princess Megan, royalty doesn't fart

i think this was before the wedding so it doesn't break your rule

Don't eat mexican jumping beans for lunch before meetings.

ya save them for your date

You know how noise cancelling headphones work by producing a soundwave that is an inverse to the ambient sound? They should make that for farts as well. It won't mask the smell, but at least no one will know where it came from and you wouldn't need to be all stealthy about it.

i'll stick it right up my ass to invert all my farts

That's the secret of a skillful release, learn to move along as you release, nothing looks more suspicious then being at the scene of a gas crime.

What is this fart you speak of?


I'm merely a wind whisperer

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She could have farted in the meeting and no one would suspect other wise, slim cute Asian chicks gets away with anything, so my manga says.

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