Positional Problemstraf (81)in #funny • 8 years ago When she's all ready to do it missionary but you're out of paper bags gif from giphy #meme
well simba if you don't mind the beaver, may i recommend the 69?
dj123 urban dictionary the Simba for further info haha
Oh foully, nice to hear you're so cultured.
Why what a delightful suggestion
I prefer hyena
uncle scar always said that lions and hyenas should come together
After she turns around, you realize you're also out of plastic bags...
You have two ways to handle this:
Plan A: Go for door "number 2" instead.
Plan B:
1, 2
i'll get the coathanger a months later...
All pussies look the same if you turn off the light
Btw You really nailed your GIF haha
lol just as the one in the background was going to lick itself
Haha actually I only noticed it now when you mentioned it !
But engaging the fingers will spell out the difference
Hehe
Exactly. Solid sexual application when I would've thought something lame like the circle of life.
Haha
Bring some jam and peanut butter along, make it a real good sandwich.
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used up all the peanut butter with my dog already
I would jam my peanuts on those!
Just go out and purchase yourself some virtual reality equipment for these situations.
And remember some words of wisdom i once recieved and will pass on 'Id rather be up her then upset'
it's a strange yoga class
Yeah virtual yoga is getting freaky these days
Just put that VR mask over her face, besides you just need access to her open mouth for the task at hand.
And when he's ready but the p**sy keep moving
every hole's a goal
I normally get pissed up after several attempts of not locating the spot
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Hahaha... You don't have to give-up trying
we evolved smaller penises to increase our odds of getting it in
Disney movies are full of sex jokes. Let's not forget the questionable tower on the front of The Little Mermaid VHS
And if I recall correctly, Simba's mom was pretty hot for a lioness.
yeah there were a lot of these
this was from the unedited original
I bet the animators at Disney hide at least 1 penis or sex reference in every movie they make. They are like Easter eggs, but in this case, penises.
Lol ... hahaha what a fumny post. i like your post. thanks for sharing
Lol