Plans

in funny •  27 days ago

When someone asks if you have any plans for Valentines day and you're trying to pretend you're not going to be spending it home alone

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Lol, moreover, with all my appearance I will show that I’m really looking forward to Valentine's Day, haha

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if you spend big she might reward you

I will also add that I have not just plans for Valentine's Day, but very big plans, haha

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shit i say when i forgot entirely

Dang. I haven't even figured out New Year's yet. Yeah, probably be be alone for that too.

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thought the countdown was for the number of friends i have

Huh! All this time I thought you were supposed to spend Valentine's Day alone. Guess I've been hoodwinked :/

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seems like a legit excuse

And you're like"Oh yeah. Big plans. Totally gonna paint the town red"

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off to the strippers for the valentines day lap dance special

@traf,
It's good to hear that you wish to spend the valentine with your sex doll lol :D

Cheers~

Lol. I always pretend to increase my attractiveness on Valentine's Day :)

LoL traf, with all my appearance I say "Yes, yes, imagine, I will not be alone and no one will be at home anymore" :D

the plan involves at least 4 different women ;)