Hahaha @joshua-golbuu, you're too good to just be commenting. Don't follow in the footsteps of @dj123. Your stuff is funny, go post and make your mark on steem.
Haha my go to move was doing the old crossed eyed routine where you can't see the picture but it looks like you are still watching the movie. Always impresses the ladies
On an extended topic.....I love runners, if there its not a rainy day where there are alot of puddles for to speed by, I try to at least wind my window down to signal my turn the old school way, and if possible high-five their butt cheeks....you know just to spur them on!
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I'm always watching horror movies in disbelief. Who in the right mind would do the things the people in horror movies do...
'Oh, there's a giant blood trail leading to that basement door... Lemme check it out!' Or even better 'We know there's a serialkiller arround, let us all split up!'
I just can't watch a scary movie by myself, but when my dog makes a puddle next to me I know there's going to be a bad scene coming up
The Stink Is Such A Spoiler
Hahaha @joshua-golbuu, you're too good to just be commenting. Don't follow in the footsteps of @dj123. Your stuff is funny, go post and make your mark on steem.
ya i shoot out larger votes on good posts in the punchline tag
as does the punchline account
Haha my go to move was doing the old crossed eyed routine where you can't see the picture but it looks like you are still watching the movie. Always impresses the ladies
yeah I have to do this too
then i gotta use the same move when we go back to have sex just to maintain an erection
@traf - Yup - I am a jump ahead of you in wimping out. That is me in the car which you see driving ahead in the gif... LOL Upvoted.
PS. Be careful while scrolling down the comments. People have posted some scary ass clowns here in comments. LOL
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@vm2904
hmm going to a drive in to watch a horror movie is a pretty good idea actually
just drive off when you shit your pants
Yea it's not a good idea to take a girl to the horror movies for the first date, you might loose your cool.
yeah i prefer to play it safe and spend the 2 months around halloween at home masturbating instead
as well as the other 10 months
On an extended topic.....I love runners, if there its not a rainy day where there are alot of puddles for to speed by, I try to at least wind my window down to signal my turn the old school way, and if possible high-five their butt cheeks....you know just to spur them on!
Be An Encourager
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heh, I fucking hate running too
i like how in ads, they're always smiling
but i've never seen a smiling jogger irl
That's footage of me 3 minutes into a date when I find out she used to be a he
+soiled pants.
shrug it off and keep swiping right
@dj123 with the world's fastest upvote time of 12 seconds. Very freakin impressive. If you're in a curation mood oh comment specialist extraordinaire, kindly check out my new drum cover of Super Mario Bros.
ok...ok...stop whining, I'll will head over!
Damn you're good. You've stumped me. Allow me to return the favour.
You've just been stumped
Src
haven't seen a stump that nice since heather mills
Too soon!
Exactly. "Oh there is a machete-wielding madman murdering people? Peace!"
not a fan of horror either eh? seems like not many comedy fans are
I think the real reason for horror movies is to watch them with your date ;-)
Oh, that's scary? Here, I'll protect you...
I'm always watching horror movies in disbelief. Who in the right mind would do the things the people in horror movies do...
'Oh, there's a giant blood trail leading to that basement door... Lemme check it out!' Or even better 'We know there's a serialkiller arround, let us all split up!'
Yup, that pretty much sums up my commentary on their actions
idiot! another idiot! a whole bunch of idiots!
And guess who is welcoming you as you are coming.
tenor