New Babysitter

in #funny7 years ago

When your new baby sitter shows up like this and says he loves taking the baby out on the stroller

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ya the daytona arcade machine

you do come up with good ideas......better start training my cat (FOMO Kitty) to drift then

Baby you driving me horny!

yup that's my cat.....FOMO Kitty will be learning to drift soon

How did you get that footage of me driving to work?! :O

lapd....also you boss said you were late to work

I told my boss this:

Kitty is the best babysitter

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kitty is the best everything

Damn, you've trained your pussy well.

lol

Who needs a stroller

when you can be in a warm fuzzy carrier

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if you use the mens version they look at you funny
especially if the baby is facing towards you

Hmmm, it could be a good funny look...although, not sure about facing the baby inwards, could get you in trouble.

lol...

It must have evolved from kangaroo.

This babysitter looks armed and ready for any situation

Making babysitting sexy badass
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also some big action hero doing a baby sitter gig
this guy, the rock, arnie, they all have to do it at least once to get it out of their system

Dang, I would let him babysit me...haha.

The last babysitter was also high risk


On the bright side Sharon the snake did give lots of hugs

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soon you can sell his blood for anti venom to make a living

Holy crap. The snake with your baby. You've got to be kidding.

You think that's impressive you should see my snake

All you need is the trusty duct tape

It will keep them out of trouble til you get back.

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then I've got nothing left to bring girls home with

Ropes work just as well or some of those plastic binding ties.

Babysitter after parents left the home.

a little lenient if you ask me

Gotta keep the bastards in line.

Can I take one please?

That's why I'm hesitant to hire a manny, even if he is a hobo bobsled Olympic champion.

A Manny?

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doubt he'd use his left arm much but still charge you the full rate

i believe he's talking about this co-star infront of the boobs Sofia Vergara

The boobs are good.

Kids Dancing GIF

A male nanny, or Manny Pacquiao. I would be hesitant to hire either to watch my kids.

I'd trust Manny over a male nanny.

I think it is better.

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If your kid is naughty. :P

yeah i wanted her but my wife didn't for some reason

Babysitter? What babysitter? That's my mother!

It's just an imaginary scene :v

Yeah, its too awkward.

Lol, new nannies, new technologies, ha ha ha

maybe they'll come up with a wheelchair attachment

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