Seriously though what would make you think of that?? @traf normally I'd say the is something wrong with you but actually I think there is something very right with you.
Previously i stated that I am a little in love with you, but it just got bigger. I want your babies. Put them inside me, I won't clench promise
Holishit! This is possible
PFS: Penile Fracture Syndrome
Nevermind chastity, I need to make a vow of penial-safety!
I Will Be So So Careful I Promise And Cross My Heart Forever!
when you break a bone in your boner
actually it's more of a rupture than a break, sorry to ruin your boner
Judging by the stains on your pants, it looks like you still were able to get the job done.
haha
nah, it was mostly a messy diy job :)
Lol couldn't have said/done it better myself.
so interesting! This sounds very promising.
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Ah you beat me to this one, I was observing it the opposite way
Seems like the poor chap have relented and gave up all over his pants
Back home they would usually say: 'Chinese production.'
If you can't beat them, join them
Get matching chastity belts
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not sure if we'll be the hottest guests at swingers' parties
ohh.... I'll be delighted to join you ;-), popular or not
I see the problem here, well this a simple case of using the right tool for the right job
If You Don't Have The Right Tools, Seek Employment Elsewhere
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maybe a locksmith will do
I'm not looking to punch glory holes
A glory hole?
Like this?
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Sincerely @trafalgar, never seen a tool that big to create that Titan hole
This is a good insight. The right tool saves one from wasting energy
correct!
I can recommend a slower speed and lubricant and water to cool the affected area. This way you slip in and keep things cool.
Of course if you have a dick like a needle no chastity belt can hold you.
hmm i do, but it's not quite nimble enough to act as a lockpick
In this situation..i would say
hmm good advice, i'll wear it out eventually
Seriously though what would make you think of that?? @traf normally I'd say the is something wrong with you but actually I think there is something very right with you.
Previously i stated that I am a little in love with you, but it just got bigger. I want your babies. Put them inside me, I won't clench promise
hmm not sure about babies, but i'll try and shove my 40 year old adopted son inside you if you want
Give me a little time, I may need more yoga classes before I attempt a whole person. maybe just a fist to start with.
lol??? hah
Climbing to the top is not an easy task, but given up is not an option in order to see what is ahead
I won't allow the obstacle on the way to cause me to wanna give up
thanks for funyy post. ıt must be bad luck.
please try again. @traf
ı thınk ıts easier. ha ha haa