Need Advice on Approaching Women Please!steemCreated with Sketch.traf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago (edited)Whenever I ask a girl: 'Hi, is this seat taken?' gif from Giphy #meme #punchline
That's why you just walk up to them and grab them by their pussy. If your famous, they let you do that. ;-)
hmm, here's to hoping Steem hits $100
Steps outside
Girl in the distance
"YOU CREEP!"
hahah classic
nods, you feel me
Annndd hahaha, my response to your comment just now and this, double LOL!
haha thanks dreemit :)
I bought a BMW keychain and have it hanging out of my pocket.
Works every time.
haha I see
wear pants, noted
haha lol I just sit down to avoid the death stare :D
yeah...that's smooth buddy
haha yeah cool as a cucumber. usually they shuffle away from me lol
@traf I thought you never ask ! lol.
this might help in the future.
https://steemit.com/funny/@splendorhub/fun-dating-tips-for-men-and-women-humor
haha thank you :)
You'd do a lot better if you didn't ask her dog on the floor for a seat... ...on the floor.
Read as "Allow myself to introduce... ... myself" from Austin Powers.
ugh!
You: (Breaths near her)
Her: Excuse me? I have a boyfriend.
story of my life
Be confident