My New Years Resolution Is Not Happeningtraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago Me making the most of my gym membership gif from giphy #meme #punchline
ah traffy...you join the deluxe gym with the combined chill and sauna room, now you can have 1 nut frozen and 1 nut
sterilizedroasted at the same timeHot and cold - sounds naughty and nice to me
we all owe your people (Swedes and Fins) the deepest thanks for introducing sauna to collectively heat up all balls around the globe today.
Thank you for the recognition of this important contribution to mankind. The sauna has saved many Scandinavian balls from severe frost bite
and my third nut just has to miss out eh
I dunno about you but I bet @steemnsfw love his balls too much and he loves giving them a sniff every now and then....
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he's lucky it wasn't the workout machine in the prison yard
glorious gif and definitely within ball sniffing range
Haha that made me laugh so hard
Yep I had a bit of fun making it too 🤩
There are different ways to Seal the deal on your resolution, swimming is also good exercise
crimes against huge manatees
This is why I don't go the gym, can't figure out all the complicated machines
Better stick to the simple ones
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My wife and I go regularly to use the treadmills
I think it's paying off
I see you bought the chillmill - definitely the best kind. With a pizza oven on your left you are going to burn those calories fast
Have to replenish after exercise... Carbs help me go for longer
ya, the treadmill is sorta like a mini escalator
As long as you have a goal in mind you can achieve it. Personally I like to focus on the cling and jerk
doubt you'll ever wipe the machine off afterwards
Haha m8 u just need some motivation
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hmm, no need to wipe the machine up after you've done with it my dear
I think something else may need a wipe though lol
OMG! You shouldn't talk about the sex... @traf doesn't like it. He is only able to ejaculate while making a joke
Maybe take the same machine next to hers and unconspisiously put it behind her - then you just have to find the right rhythm
This guy seems to have found his rhythm
Haha he definitely has - girls who
Signed up for that gym never knew what they were getting themselves into lol
lol looks like he is swimming through the air
haha....like a wave!
forget pole dancing.....every guy need to encourage their gf and wives to attend this special gym, the trainer looks competent
In case u choke please see below 😁
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Haha, nice save. There's a certain attractiveness to a person who can think on his feet, or in this case, on his stomach.
Hehe smart - good way of having a nice angle - and easy to pretend to not be watching
Haha I seen a dude stack it like this once at the gym, though this guy is smooth
Haha I would be behind her doing sit ups or something lol
lol sex, nope no sex here. I was talking about motivation ;)
It's not worth harping it on it anymore. Stop dogging it and go to the gym.
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woah, dog seal transformation, i like it
"Harp seal" anyone? Anyone?
Exercise is the most important meal of the day.
Anyone want to go for a ride?
Today I've got membership GYM, also I did full over like this. Lol
wtf, must be a new free style free weight ground crawl technique nobody ever heard about
That's my own style...No need help from any others. Can do alone..New techniques I followed.
This was actually pretty entertaining.