It also helps releases oxytocin, the love and bonding hormones that's great for everyone, almost immediately for women, and within 7 minutes for men. Definitely recommend this.
that's why you don't buy seafood and champagne on the first date....I say go cheap like a hotdog stand
huh?
what?
what's the rest of you guys thinking?
get your filthy minds out of the gutter...he's obviously just a overtly generous Romeo who had really bad first date sex where his zipper made him ejaculate when she jiggly it to get it unstuck
Well crying after sex must be only as dramatic as crying before sex.
In the first 20 years of marriage, it's not considered begging if they climax too
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She is the one who definitely should be crying and he isnt even naked yet.
It's strategic, so she does not see his hard nipples and think he's desperate.
yeah, i start the moment i drop the soap
well it hushes newborns, so why not stick a fat titty in the mouth when they cry?
Err...Do They Also Breast Feed During Funerals?
source: pics.me.me
just don't breast feed the corpse
right now i could also do with a fat one in my mouth due to Steem price & my tears dropping
source: imgur
Honestly, between reading your comment and staring at her, it took about 30 seconds before I realized that was NOT a baby.
It also helps releases oxytocin, the love and bonding hormones that's great for everyone, almost immediately for women, and within 7 minutes for men. Definitely recommend this.
I'd cry too if it was that much
For that price, her lips better be sealed.
it's not even tax deductible
that's why you don't buy seafood and champagne on the first date....I say go cheap like a hotdog stand
huh?
what?
what's the rest of you guys thinking?
get your filthy minds out of the gutter...he's obviously just a overtly generous Romeo who had really bad first date sex where his zipper made him ejaculate when she jiggly it to get it unstuck
@traf,
I am serious, who the he!! cry after sex lol :D
Cheers~
Yeah, what he said.
if you had sex with the same ppl I have sex with, you'd cry too
Whoa, how many people are you having sex with, without proper lubrication? Rubber burn your hole? No wonder you're crying!!
I'm mainly crying because I have to give her my hard earned money
especially in this crypto market
One of my friends actually does/did this. I am baffled by it, I tend to slump over in a red faced heap.
Usually the livestock are sturdy enough to take my weight though
That's why the Scottish wear kilts. Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! lol
dang....i didn't see this, you into zipper sex fetish too?
wanna start a community swaggy?
lol! Universal mating call- sound of a zipper.
sure
'one of my friends'
Armistice - tell her that you cry because she's so bad in bed, but you love her, and are still sad that you settled.
i've been hit by women saying stuff that's not half as bad
you must take me for an idiot
hahah.... :P
If my gf did to me, what yours does you you I'd cry too
NSFALL
are you ok? why is your eyes all red?
I...I...I don't want to talk about it.
Come now. You've been married don't tell me you've never tried some fun
upvoted because you got sexymatty to respond
Haha and when you leave her sight
yup, that's every woman ever right there
REAL MEN CRY.
Just look at this hunky stud muffin, I wanna make him cry even more.....mmmm, yummy!