More Duties For The Designated Drivertraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago Why the designated driver should really do the pouring as well pic from dumpaday #meme
i'll stick to the can i can trust
Frosty Cold....it's Like Wet Wipes At KFC for Beer Drinkers
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ahh so you can punch a hole on the bottom and drink from that like a college kid
I disagree. I think it's much better if you pour it yourself. Sober people stop once the glass is full.
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drunk people on the other hand, only stop when the ground is full
This is one reason why you should never leave home without a sippy cup. They might have been made for infants but for us drunks they are a necessity
a few drinks in and i'm sucking my own boob for the next shot
well, better your boob than your cock
When I get my license, I'm going to go clubbing, so I can make sure all the pretty girls get home safe
Even if I have to carry them all on my back :P
well I hope you find yourself a big enough club to hit them with
Well, this is a problem that we can all solve with some team work
The least drunk pours till all the good chaps passes out
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lol when a drunk pours your drink, it's like 90% bourbon and 10% mixer
Oh, forget pouring, chugging is more accurate
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And do it quickly before they see you
surprised he's sober enough to refrain from drinking from the lit end of the cigarette
Might as well go all out to let the DD get the girls the guys are already too drunk for anyway. Saving lives and helping people
get laidall at once sounds like a win win.Hmm I suppose the DD is an underappreciated role traditionally, so not a bad idea
Lol, this business needs to be learned from childhood, ha ha ha
and the main practice, practice, practice, ha ha ha :D
kid's got what it takes to be a bartender
Yeah wine makes me wet too
yeah if you drink too much you pee yourself
You promised you wouldn't say anything!
@traf,
If then it will not be possible :D
Cheers~