Only minutes before the organised date, you realize that the other persons profile looked familiar. You look again and realize it was one of your fake accounts you created to stalk an ex...
But fear not alcohol will assist
But don't get too drunk, or you won't be able to dance dance dance the night away.
It's times like this that I'm glad the internet exists
Then again you never know what might tickle your snout
Lucky boy, he got to kiss her pussy.
Or is that a dog?
Na that's her side bitch
got a bit of tongue in there too
That is only half the battle, now you have to prove your charm and woo her
Ask To See A Picture Of Her Mom - Trust Me, Your Future You Will Be Grateful
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winning half the battle is still winning
If at all possible don't stop halfway, you'll feel great going the whole way young man
Haha That is a smart move- Genes don't lie
Yes, and also your feelings don't lie when you feel terror at just looking upon her resting bitchy face.
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Only minutes before the organised date, you realize that the other persons profile looked familiar. You look again and realize it was one of your fake accounts you created to stalk an ex...
But fear not alcohol will assist
But don't get too drunk, or you won't be able to dance dance dance the night away.
this is what happens when all your exes are bisexuals
Traf please teach me how to improve my tindfer game do I need to open fake profiles just like u ?
fakes are better than nothing
Have no fear, Steemder will be here. Just upvote if you like it:
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steemder eh? could use something like this
greaaaaat idea!!!! :D
It will likely attract all the golddiggers :P
Why not, you still can't buy love with STEEM :)
Oh absolutely, Steem is Love!
When she looks better in person too so you strut your stuff
looks better in person? I'm guessing you've never used tinder
Nah proper dating sites I have and some were, tinder I didn't bother with haha, pointless.
Don't forget to come prepared with gifts
Hardware Shopping, Not Just For Home Improvements
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The party is short-lived when you realize it's your sister. The next time you see each other won't be awkward or anything.
every hole's a goal dude
Looking sexy for the date
Do The Dance to get the mojo going
I broke my own record..took me 3 months last time..
Bwahahah....her finger slipped, here's $1 go buy yourself some floss
What about the shaving machine?
It's ok the messy bearded look is in